Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Home Is Where The Crap Is


The title of my forthcoming book.  It will be a close, hard look at how women can't relax when in their own homes, or least have a difficult time doing so. 

 Look for chapter titles such as: 

Infinity is the same thing as Laundry

The floors will have stains and hair balls

Lego pieces and other microscopic pieces from hell

By all means, don't bother to pick up  your backpack or dirty clothes

What's for dinner?

That stack of papers on the kitchen counter

and a special appendix 

Why of course I would love to manage your feces disposal - A letter to the cats

Is this material too edgy and controversial?  Wait until you hear about my next book about spending time in the car with your children.  Bone chilling.

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