The title of my forthcoming book. It will be a close, hard look at how women can't relax when in their own homes, or least have a difficult time doing so.
Look for chapter titles such as:
Infinity is the same thing as Laundry
The floors will have stains and hair balls
Lego pieces and other microscopic pieces from hell
By all means, don't bother to pick up your backpack or dirty clothes
What's for dinner?
That stack of papers on the kitchen counter
and a special appendix
Why of course I would love to manage your feces disposal - A letter to the cats
Is this material too edgy and controversial? Wait until you hear about my next book about spending time in the car with your children. Bone chilling.
oh how i relate.
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